Wednesday, September 11, 2024

[18+] NEKOPARA vol.1 | Review and quick plot summary

Long time no blog... I haven't had much time to read VN's lately because I became addicted to Final Fantasy XIV. My parents also really want me to find a boyfriend if anybody makes 6 figures and is interested. Anyways, this one only took like a day or two to read so I'll blog about it. I don't know how we got here.

NEKOPARA Vol. 1

Creator: NEKOWORKs
Released in 2014

In a world where science has progressed, mankind have genetically engineered real life catgirls to fulfill an unforeseen public demand for high maintenance ethically questionable pets... Regardless of the details, some guy named Kashou runs away from home to become a baker, but unbeknownst to him, his two pet catgirls decide to follow... And before you ask, yes he will be having sex with them. 

There are multiple volumes, but so far I have only read this first one. The game's R18 content is purchased separately but of course I had to get it to make a fair review of the experience as intended. Totally. I read the Steam version in English.

Tuesday, March 21, 2023

Witch on the Holy Night | Review and plot dump

Of course I got this game. For once in a long time I'm reviewing a game I read in English [flushed emoji] if I have the choice I will always go for my native language because I'm a lazy piece of shit. On that note I'll include how I felt about the translation in my review as well.

Mahoutsukai no Yoru | Witch on the Holy Night
literal tl: night of the magician(s)

Creator: TYPE-MOON
Released in 2022
(Original game released in 2012 and this is an HD improved rerelease)


Aozaki Aoko lives a normal life as a perfect, hot, smart, and widely recognized high school student council president while also moonlighting as the teenage heir to her family's wizardry practice. After her homeroom teacher forces her to become the personal tour guide for a transfer student that has been living under a rock in the deep mountains his entire life, how is she going to juggle that alongside with doing all her wizard bullshit on the downlow?

This story is one of Nasu's earlier thought up stories and takes place as a sort of prequel to all the fate/tsukihime bullshit. Has nothing directly to do with any of those, but acts as a sort of window to more lore and magical nonsense that goes on in Nasu's Grand Plan.

Friday, September 2, 2022

Never7 -the end of infinity- | Review + plotdump

 Howdy kids. Anyways I was reminiscing about Zero escape and remembered that I had yet to read the infinity series which is also apparently written by Uchikoshi. So here we are. I heard Ever17 is the best one, but I'm stupid so I decided to read this one first because it came first.

Never7
-the end of infinity-

Developer: KID 
(main scenario by Uchikoshi Kotaro)
Released in 2000


The first part of the infinity series trilogy.

It's summer of 2019, and young college student Makoto is forced to attend a 'Seminar Camp' by his school, where he not only gets stuck in a time loop but also has bizarre dreams of a mysterious bell accompanied by somebody's death... Can he get out? And more importantly, can he land a hot girlfriend while he's at it?

Just to let you know before you get any big ideas, I didn't find this VN very good, so if you like it please don't read this post.

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Tsukihime Remake | review + plotdump

 After 3000 years the waits finally over.... Tsukihime.. is here.. Now is it actually as good as all the gamers say it is is the real question.

Tsukihime
-A piece of glass blue moon-

Creator: TYPE-MOON
Released in 2021

Tohno Shiki is your average plain glasses wearing guy, doing his best to live a very regular and bland life regardless of the fact that he's the only son of an uber rich mega family and also can kill anything he touches if he wanted to (long story). But being boring wasn't in the cards for young Shiki, and his life is turned upside down after his bro-con sister, nuns, and also vampires suddenly enter his life...or is it he who entered their lives...  

Full game description and attempted plot dump under the cut

Friday, May 7, 2021

Jack Jeanne | Review + Summary

 Tokyo Ghoul has ended and Ishida Sui is finally free to create the work of art he was truly meant to make... an otome game. Kiss kiss and fall in love with a plethora of hot studs drawn and written by the master artist himself.

start screen ft. miss Kisa

Jack Jeanne
creator: Broccoli (and Ishida Sui)
released in 2021

Kisa is about to abandon her childhood dream of standing on the stage when she suddenly receives an offer to enter the legendary Univeil All-Boys Theater School. Keyword 'All Boys'. This is a school where men both perform as female and male roles, so can Kisa get away with pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl without anyone getting suspicious? And will she snag a handsome boyfriend along the way!?

Full game description + relatively spoiler free review + summary under the cut~

Saturday, March 6, 2021

[18+] Slow Damage | Review + plot dump

[Updated 6/15/22 with some new tidbits at the end] 

It's time. 9 years have passed since n+c's last game, but finally our time has come in this year of 2021. Chiral's new yaoi... is here. As soon as I started, I could not stop.... It took me 9 days to read and another couple days to write this post.. and now ... we are here....

Towa chilling with his paints
Slow Damage
creator: Nitro+CHiRAL
released in 2021

Towa is a pain fetishist who also likes to paint after getting inspired from his wild near death experiences with unhinged people. You could really say he puts the pain in paint. A boy covered in scars, who finds a deep interest in looking into the 'scars' and 'wounds' of others...

This isn't a BL (boy's love) game, it's a BL (boy's lust) game. Okay jk it's a bitch's lobotomy game and I'm the bitch.

Relatively spoiler free review under the cut followed by spoiler filled xtreme plot dump.

Monday, December 21, 2020

Gensou Rougoku no Kaleidoscope | Review + Plot Dump

I'm sick... sick in the head for buying this game. Anyways for once in a long time I'm reviewing something that's not homosexual, so prepare yourselves...

Kawaii anime girls about to have a kawaii time

Gensou Rougoku no Kaleidoscope
[Kaleidoscope of Phantasm Prison] AKA Gerokasu
creator: 07th Expansion
released in 2020

Once upon a time there were four best friends who all grew up happily together. For whatever reason, one day they wake up inside a death game torture chamber and have 5 minutes until death. What could possibly happen within that 5 minutes?

Brought to you by Ryukishi07, aka the Higurashi and Umineko guy. And those other odd games like Iwaihime and Higanbana etc etc... you get the gist of it.

WARNING: This post includes caps of anime girls with unseemly facial expressions